Greetings from Acorn Oakmist,
I distracted the writer human from her lazy seat on the futon about six times in ten minutes by zipping out the cat door and demanding to be let in the front door moments later.

We finally arrived at a truce whereby I sat next to her and made sleepy cat noises and made her sit and write for a while.

Guess it worked. She sent something off to a friend, who liked it.