Cat Thoughts

Hello world from Elfstone Chestnut Pussycat, My human is at that clacky thing that gets in the way when I try to park on her, so I am spreading out at her side wondering if I can help her with it. There is no food in evidence, which is disappointing. I don't think I've been fed in all of...FIVE MINUTES. What on earth is a growing Giant Kitten to do?